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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

One snatches your watch, the other watches your snatch!

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1. Why did the cloud break up with the weather forecast?

It felt like it was being strung along with too many "maybe"s

2. My milk carton got embarrassed and left my refrigerator.

It caught the salad dressing.

3. Did you hear that the church is making their own version of the Incredible Hulk?

He's pretty much the same, but instead of getting angry he gets cross.

4. Astronaut had bad arthritis so he went to the doctor.

The doctor prescribed asteroid.

5. Astronauts love their music.

They Rocket.

6. The dating community for wild cats is really difficult.

There’s a lot of cheetahs in it.

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What do you call a chicken 🐓 without a head 🐔 and feet?? ... Full Chicken😂😂😭😭

8. An experience this morning

I live with my fam and told my father this morning, "I think you're an AI. The AI stands for 'awesome individual'". He replied with "thanks, I think you are too".

9. Light a fire for a homeless man and you keep him warm for a day...

Set a homeless man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

10. Trump and Musk are on a plane.

Trump says to Elon, "I could drop $1 to the ground, and it would make 1 person happy, tremendous happiness, happiest ever!" Musk replies "I could drop 100 $1 notes to the ground and make 100 people happy!" The pilot walks out of the cockpit and says "I could drop this plane to the ground and make 8.2 billion people happy!"

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